Where is it? Where is that little? Where do you think it is, there's a damn squirrel in our house? What do we do? What do we do? What do we do? It's in the couch, i'm not going to attack you look how cute it is come on. Little fella franny is scared. What do we do? I? Don't you can't touch it? What if it has rabies? What what's rabies? Okay, are you ready i'm gon na poke it gently ready, ready, come on little squirrel, don't be frightened come on. We just want you to come out.

You can't live in our couch franny, it's not moving ready, ready, come on where's it going ready, yeah! Oh there it is, it went back under there. It goes open the door come on. Oh there, it is. How do we get rid of this thing franny? Why would it just throw out the window? Wait there, it is.

It was on the back of the couch it's right over there. There it is come on, go out. The window go out. The window friend give me the it went somewhere else.

Oh shooter wait we're outside there. It goes goodbye. Yes, good work kid, so this may sound a little crazy, but the number one item on my bucket list is not climbing mount everest or like jumping out of an airplane or anything like that. The number one item on my bucket list of things i hope to accomplish in life is to never have to carry keys a wallet or a phone ever again got a cell phone case, and on the back of it they can stick a credit card and, under The case i stick a c note in case.

I need cash, no more wallet in my life now as far as giving up the actual phone itself, i don't think it's gon na happen anytime soon. I know like we're an apple watch or whatever you can't text from those and more broadly, i don't want to be inconvenienced like i don't want to carry this, but i also don't want to be burdened because i can't text someone so until something better comes along. I have to carry this now that just leaves keys, and there was a time in my life right before we left new york, where i had no keys uh. My studio had like a beep boop keypad, and my apartment also had to keep it no keys.

But then i decided to buy a 20 year old truck and he's keys are back in my life long story long. I like lost my truck keys this morning and i took candace's truck the day after she banned me for life from driving this truck, and i guess i just want to say if i stop posting videos and you never hear from me on the internet again, it's Because my wife divorced me, because i took her truck after being told explicitly to never take her truck again because i lost my keys, so pretty today is little georgina's second birthday. This chartreuse plate is for her birthday party, i'm very late and candace is mad at me. What are you gon na get? No, why are you light ass kind of a light turnout for the party with uh, kovid and all, but the grandparents are here how's the chartreuteri delicious dear georgie, happy birthday to you, you.


By Casey

14 thoughts on “if she leaves me, this is why”
  1. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Kat Nicolette says:

    My girlfriend thought the truck segment was hilarious 😂

  2. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Patrick says:

    This is some serious making some memories shooters…

  3. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Daily Driven Nissan says:

    Man I been wondering where you went and now it's confirmed. She divorced you and you're now living out of your truck with no keys! Enjoy life Casey you deserve it.

  4. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars highwayoflife says:

    She s a nice buddy…loved d fun…crime partner..running around with a yellow weapon in her hand…cute girl

  5. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Youns T says:

    Dear casey , i follow you years ago and i can only say you are one of the best people i know and you deserve far better wife than candice , you should proceed

  6. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Wideo Rejestrator says:

    Idiot running around the room, cant get the squirrel out.
    1.2 mln people watch it
    idiot is a celebrity

    this world is f** *cked

  7. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Joshua Varghese says:

    For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whosoever believes in Him shall not perish but have eternal life. John 3 v 16

  8. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars GaLoS says:

    Fun Fact: Rabies is the most deadly virus in the world. Only 1 person in history has survived it without vaccination!

  9. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Car Tech Gaming says:

    Francine should be the general manager of the world.

  10. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars The Guy from Karachi says:

    Ohhh so that's how the rich people problems look like. Not having to carry the keys!

  11. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars StanislavGetz says:

    I guess he took the truck again since we haven't seen him around for four months…

  12. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Becoming Ben Smith says:

    wow, impressed by the number of times casey moves his camera in a single scene.

  13. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Honest Jane says:

    It’s a fucking teeny squirrel! seriously 🙄 I had to google who you are because I got lost down a YouTube rabbit hole ..wow,how and why does this guy have so many followers?

  14. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Caitlin Maxfield says:

    Little bit shocked that he swore infront of the kid I have huge respect for Casey and am a huge fan but didn’t like that

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